 |  The Trump Center for the National Debt and Out-of-Control Spending has announced dates for the |
11/26 Gray Wednesday, Black Friday sales begin!
11/27 Thanksgiving is now ThanksGetting! Time to start buying online!
11/28 Black Friday (or -- for die-hard Maggots -- White Friday)
11/29 Smaller Business Saturday (cuz they keep gettin' smaller and smaller in this economy!)
1130 Mega-Mart Sunday
12/01 Cyber-Monday
12/02 Period of Transition Tuesday (Feel the pain!)
12/03 DOGE Check Spending Wednesday -- spend that 5,000.00 check from Melon Husk & Big Balls
12/04 Trump Dividend Check Spending Thursday!
12/05 Five Pencil Friday -- get the kids some pencils (but no more than five per child)
12/06 Some Pain Saturday
12/07 Two Doll Sunday (remember: purchase no more than two dolls per girl - and no dolls for boys!)
12/08 Lay-Away Monday (just keep spending!)
10/09 Trumpflation Tuesday
12/10 Weak Dollar Wednesday
12/11 Debt Explosion Thursday (keep your spending going!!!)
12/12 Cancelled Economic Reports Feel Good Friday
12/13 The Twelve Days of Shopping Till Christmas Eve Extravaganza
12/24 Last Minute Shopping To Pick Up Gifts For The Wife
Just remember -- if you haven't gone into debt by the end of the month (i.e., November), then you're not observing "the Reason for the Season" correctly! Happy Shopping!
ALSO: THE TRUMP WHITE HOUSE, BALLROOM, AND EXPO CENTER HAS RELEASED THE OFFICIAL TRUMP AND GOP CHRISTMAS CARDS FOR 2025! PURCHASE YOUR SET NOW!
Send a check made out to Donald Trump for 499.99 to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC.
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