| Some say Trumpus is a mythical beast. Others proclaim he is real! Who -- or what -- is Trumpus? Trumpus is a vulgar, horned, beast-like figure from GOP folklore who weaponizes the government to punish Americans during the Christmas season and throughout the year, acting as a sinister counterpart to those who desire universal healthcare, progressive taxation, higher minimum wage, social safety nets, worker protections, and antitrust laws -- and the GOP avows that Trumpus is a STAR, so we have to let him do it! In honor of Trumpus, the GOP has released a series of non-fungible tokens (NFTs). These limited-edition cards make great Christmas gifts and are available for $99 each! Stay woke -- or Trumpus will get you! |  |
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