From our entertainment editor, Qwerty Lee Dickinson:
| In perhaps the most perfect casting decision ever, Warner Brothers announced today that Mitch McConnell has been signed to play Two-Face -- the most demonic fiend the public has faced -- in an upcoming Batman movie. "We'd been eyeing McConnell for this role for some time," said Sydney Corbin of Warner Brothers' project casting. "However, he clinched it when he published an op-ed piece one day asking the Democrats to support bipartisan efforts, and then the very next day he vowed to block a bipartisan bill to protect Robert Mueller and the investigation into Russian meddling in our 2016 election. We knew at that time that we had found our demon!" |  |
"Of course, McConnell's naturally creepy looks sealed the deal," she added.
Details about the film -- tentatively called "Speaker of Evil" -- will be soon be released.
Corbin noted that McConnell's horrific looks (both with and without makeup) called to mind a poem by Emmett Lee Dickinson called "A Harm infects his face" (below left). Dickinson's poem inspired third cousin Emily to pen her poem "A Charm invests a face" (below on the right).
| By Emmett Lee Dickinson: A Harm infects his face Imperfectly beheld – The Mutant dare not show his Form For fear we be repelled – But peers behind his mask – And hisses – in disguise – Lest scrutiny – reveals his warts That Image – horrifies – | By Emily Dickinson: A Charm invests a face Imperfectly beheld – The Lady dare not lift her Veil For fear it be dispelled – But peers beyond her mesh – And wishes – and denies – Lest Interview – annul a want That Image – satisfies – |
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