From our entertainment editor, Qwerty Lee Dickinson:
Get your wallets and credit cards out, it's time to start spending in the 2018 holiday Shopping Season!
Here are the dates to remember:
11/21: Gray Wednesday, Black Friday sales begin.
11/22: THANKSGETTING! Eat – and then shop till you drop! Door Buster sales start at different times throughout the evening. Check newspaper inserts for details.
11/23: Black Friday
11/24: Small Business Saturday
11/25: Mega-Mart Sunday
11/26: Cyber-Monday
11/27: Max-Out-Your-Cards Tuesday
11/28: 2nd Mortgage Wednesday
11/29: Chapter 11 Thursday
11/30: Black & Blue Friday
12/01: NSF Saturday
12/02: Destitute Sunday
12/03: Law-Away Monday
12/04: Lay-Awake Tuesday (To Worry All Night How You’re Going To Pay For All Of This Crap)
12/05: Keep Spending Wednesday
12/06: Squanderer Thursday
12/07: Reckless Spending Friday
12/08: Compulsive Shopping Saturday
12/09: Penniless Sunday (So Apply For New Credit Cards)
12/10: ATM Max-Out Monday
12/11: Take Out Loans Tuesday
12/12 – 23: The Twelve Days of Shopping Till Christmas Eve Extravaganza
12/24: Last Minute Shopping To Pick Up Gifts For The Wife
We Ho-Ho-Hope you get to the stores early enough to qualify for great door-buster deals!
Get your wallets and credit cards out, it's time to start spending in the 2018 holiday Shopping Season!
Here are the dates to remember:
11/21: Gray Wednesday, Black Friday sales begin.
11/22: THANKSGETTING! Eat – and then shop till you drop! Door Buster sales start at different times throughout the evening. Check newspaper inserts for details.
11/23: Black Friday
11/24: Small Business Saturday
11/25: Mega-Mart Sunday
11/26: Cyber-Monday
11/27: Max-Out-Your-Cards Tuesday
11/28: 2nd Mortgage Wednesday
11/29: Chapter 11 Thursday
11/30: Black & Blue Friday
12/01: NSF Saturday
12/02: Destitute Sunday
12/03: Law-Away Monday
12/04: Lay-Awake Tuesday (To Worry All Night How You’re Going To Pay For All Of This Crap)
12/05: Keep Spending Wednesday
12/06: Squanderer Thursday
12/07: Reckless Spending Friday
12/08: Compulsive Shopping Saturday
12/09: Penniless Sunday (So Apply For New Credit Cards)
12/10: ATM Max-Out Monday
12/11: Take Out Loans Tuesday
12/12 – 23: The Twelve Days of Shopping Till Christmas Eve Extravaganza
12/24: Last Minute Shopping To Pick Up Gifts For The Wife
We Ho-Ho-Hope you get to the stores early enough to qualify for great door-buster deals!
To get you in the mood for Thanksgetting shopping -- after you consume your weight in turkey and candied yams -- here's a Thanksgiving poem by Emmett Lee Dickinson (below on the left). His poem inspired third cousin Emily to pen her poem "So has a Daisy vanished" (below on the right).
| By Emmett Lee Dickinson: So has a Turkey vanished From the plates today – So entered many a diner To Paradise they say – Oozed so in flannel PJs Day’s deserving nap – Burping – stretching – snoring Tomorrow we will Shop! | By Emily Dickinson: So has a Daisy vanished From the fields today – So tiptoed many a slipper To Paradise away – Oozed so in crimson bubbles Day's departing tide – Blooming – tripping – flowing Are ye then with God? |
In other holiday news, here's an exclusive look at the White House's Christmas decorations and Christmas cards.
Below: Once again, Melanie Trump has decorated the White House in a hellish landscape:
Below: Once again, Melanie Trump has decorated the White House in a hellish landscape:
Below: The first family's official holiday cards feature Donald as "Trumpus," his favorite Christmas character, and Melanie:
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