Looks like the 2017 Shopping Season (formerly the "Holiday Season" is in full swing! Signs are everywhere!
DATES FOR THE 2017 SHOPPING SEASON:
11/23: ThanksGETTING: Stores open as early as 5:00 p.m.!
11/24: Black Friday
11/25: Small Business Saturday
11/26: Mega-Mart Sunday
11/28: Max-Out-Your-Cards Tuesday
11/29: 2nd Mortgage Wednesday
11/30: Chapter 11 Thursday
12/01: Black & Blue Friday
12/02: NSF Saturday
12/03: Destitute Sunday
12/04: Law-Away Monday
12/05: Lay-Awake Tuesday (& Worry All Night How You're Going To Pay For All This Crap)
12/06: Keep Spending Wednesday
12/07: Squanderer Thursday
12/08: Reckless Spending Friday
12/09: Compulsive Shopping Saturday
12/10: Penniless Sunday (so Open New Credit Cards)
12/11: ATM Max-Out Monday
12/12: - 23: The Twelve Days of Shopping Till Christmas Eve Extravaganza
We Ho-Ho-Hope you get to the stores early enough to qualify for great door-buster deals!