| From our current affairs editor Lemuel Stuart III: “I forget.” “I don’t remember.” “I can’t recall.” Knowledge is power, but without good memories, how much power can Trump and his team actually have? No one seems to be able to remember anything. They can't recall names, dates, locations, or even the topics discussed at meetings. What do Trump, Don Jr., Kushner, and Sessions and the rest need? Trump and his team all need healthy doses of Trump-brand “Recall Remedy,” produced exclusively by Trump Medical Supply (a subsidiary of Trump Medical School). The problem is that Trump Medical School folded in 1994, Trump Medical Supply went bankrupt the following year, and the "Recall Remedy" was taken off the market soon after that due to some pretty debilitating side effects: diarrhea, headache, nausea, vomiting, abdominal pain, fatigue, insomnia, frequent bowel movements, depression, and extended jail time. |  |
Alas, without Trump Recall Remedy, it looks like it's going to be a L - O - N - G time before we all get to the truth when it comes to anything having to do with Trump and his clan. Not only are they liars, but they have extremely faulty memories. As a matter of fact, they all seem to flee from memory -- which calls to mind a poem by Emmett Lee Dickinson, "To flee from memory" (below on the left). Dickinson's poem inspired third cousin Emily to pen her poem with the same first line (below on the right).
| By Emmett Lee Dickinson: To flee from memory As if with Wings Many have flown All blurred on Big League things Caught by surprise By the press covering Scam Of men escaping From the law of man | By Emily Dickinson: To flee from memory Had we the Wings Many would fly Inured to slower things Birds with surprise Would scan the cowering Van of men escaping From the mind of man |
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