The WHHA is going to have MAGA morons vote on which portrait of Trump will be selected.
Below left and right: Which painting of Trump do you think best captures the heinousness that is the Imperial Grand Wizard?
Below: The WHHA released the official portrait of Third Lady Melania Trump and said that it would hang in the Boobie Bungalow Gentlemen's Club on 14th Street in Washington, DC.
In tribute to the new official portraits, we have posted Emmett Lee Dickinson's poem "Portraits of two hateful faces," below on the left. Dickinson's poem inspired third cousin Emily to pen her poem "Portraits are to daily faces," below on the right.
By Emmett Lee Dickinson: Portraits of two hateful faces As they Mock and Twist, To a tee, erratic nightmare – And a strumpet’s Pole! | By Emily Dickinson: Portraits are to daily faces As an Evening West, To a fine, pedantic sunshine – In a satin Vest! |