"The objective here is to create a broader and stronger racist base for Grand Wizard Trump," said Karen Mae Flairrup, the Chief Dynamic Accountability Developer for the GOP. She added, "Ssynergies are bound to happen as a result of this merger,"
Chester Drawers, the Ku Klux Klan's Chief Internal Security Engineer and Communications Consultant for the Greater Charlotte District in North Carolina said, "I think this merger's a real good idea. It will will bring immense benefits to all the stakeholders in the Klan and the Cult by embedding ideas of white supremacy even deeper into the GOP."
Grand Wizard Trump, the self-proclaimed "law and order" Grand Wizard, celebrated the merger with a super-spreader Ku Klux Kult rally in Henderson, Nevada last night in defiance of the state’s ban on local gatherings of 50 people or more.
Below: Grand Wizard Trump enters the super-spreader Klan rally in Henderson, NV, to announce the merger. Gym Jordan said he couldn't look away. Ted Cruz called it "Epic." Marco Rubio quoted a verse from the Bible.
To commemorate the merger of the Klan and the Cult to form the Ku Klux Kult, I have posted Emmett Lee Dickinson's now-classic poem, "Forever at his side to gawk" (below on the left). Dickinson's poem inspired third cousin Emily to pen her poem "Forever at His side to walk" (below on the right).
By Emmett Lee Dickinson: Forever at his side to gawk – One faction made from two Klan of his Klan – Cult of his Cult – Two groups – One Party – now – Forever now his Hate’s embraced – In awe -- the sickest part – In joy – they put their sense away For they with blackened Heart – All lies – they tell each other Though they can never learn – And bye and bye – a Charge – Culled in Hell Trapped muddled Herds of Men – Not finding out – what puzzles them – For they can’t see his con! | By Emily Dickinson: Forever at His side to walk – The smaller of the two! Brain of His Brain – Blood of His Blood – Two lives – One Being – now – Forever of His fate to taste – If grief – the largest part – If joy – to put my piece away For that beloved Heart – All life – to know each other – Whom we can never learn – And bye and bye – a Change – Called Heaven – Rapt Neighborhoods of Men – Just finding out – what puzzled us – Without the lexicon! |