"I was surprised that I wasn't nominated in the past," said Trump, "for separating families and caging children or for using a secret police force to beat and gas peaceful protestors, but ignoring a global pandemic so that hundreds of thousands of Americans died seemed to do the trick."
Below left: To mark the occasion of the nomination, Grand Wizard Trump hosted a state dinner for Ünchristian Tybring-Gjedde, the far-right member of the Norwegian Parliament who nominated Trump for the Rest In Peace Prize. At the event, Trump wore an ill-fitting tuxedo, Ivanka dressed as Queen Elizabeth, and Melania performed a killer pole dance.
At the ceremony, the coked-out Junior Trump was flanked by Chad and Karen White-Privilege, two nutbags from Saint Louis. They stood guard in case any wisenheimer at the ceremony shouted out something like "Black Lives Matter" or "Trump Knew."
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