Certainly you've noticed the odd, orange color of Donald Trump and his raccoon-like eyes. Have you ever wondered why he looks so cheesy? It turns out that Trump's fifth wife, Velveeta Pardy is to blame (or thank?) for that.
"I was the one who convinced him to spray tan," she laughed, "and I told him how good that orange tone made him look."
The color is known as "Bueno Nacho," and it was developed by tanning pioneer Donald Bronzer, the man who invented the spray tan.
Emmett Lee Dickinson wrote a poem about Bronzer, "The Chemical condition" (below on the left), that today sounds like it's more about Donald Trump. Dickinson's poem inspired third cousin Emily to pen her poem "The Chemical conviction" (below on the right).
"I was the one who convinced him to spray tan," she laughed, "and I told him how good that orange tone made him look."
The color is known as "Bueno Nacho," and it was developed by tanning pioneer Donald Bronzer, the man who invented the spray tan.
Emmett Lee Dickinson wrote a poem about Bronzer, "The Chemical condition" (below on the left), that today sounds like it's more about Donald Trump. Dickinson's poem inspired third cousin Emily to pen her poem "The Chemical conviction" (below on the right).
 Above: Donald Trump's fifth wife, Velveeta Pardy. |  Above: Donald Trump & his famous spray tan, "Bueno Nacho." |  Above: Donald Bronzer, a pioneer in spray-tanning. |
| By Emmett Lee Dickinson: The Chemical condition That Nought be used Can end up in Disaster When it’s Abused – The Orange Face of the Donald That we all see Makes him look like a Creature Oh so cheesy! | By Emily Dickinson: The Chemical conviction That Nought be lost Enable in Disaster My fractured Trust -- The Faces of the Atoms If I shall see How more the Finished Creatures Departed me! |
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