 | Donald Trump admitted recently that, “All I know is what’s on the Internet” – that’s because he knows that if it’s on the web, then it must be true (the fundamental lesson in E. B. White’s Charlotte’s Web). We reported on this HERE. Trump, an aficionado of Emmett Lee Dickinson (America’s greatest poet and Emily Dickinson’s third cousin, twice removed – at her request) knows that Dickinson was the first to envision and pioneer the Internet. He also knows that everything on the world-wide web is true – and that if ever he (Trump) doesn’t know the truth, then his opinion should be accepted as the truth. This deep-seated belief on Trump’s part stems from the premise of one of his favorite poems by Dickinson, “Opinion is a fitting thing” (below on the left). Dickinson’s poem also inspired his third cousin Emily to pen her poem “Opinion is a flitting thing” (below on the right). |
| By Emmett Lee Dickinson: Opinion is a fitting thing, When Truth can’t be Confirmed – If when I cannot be exact – Accept what I’ve affirmed – | By Emily Dickinson: Opinion is a flitting thing, But Truth, outlasts the Sun – If then we cannot own them both – Possess the oldest one – |
In addition to the truth that Trump reported recently – that protesters at his rallies are tied both to Bernie Sanders and ISIS – here are some other truths on the web (and/or opinions of Trump) which must be accepted as true and certain:
* Besides using her own server for her email, Hillary Clinton has minted her own coins and produced her own US currency in her basement.
* Ted Cruz refuses to eat American bacon and insists on eating only Canadian bacon.
* Using the official RNC’s Visa card, Marco Rubio installed a water slide behind the US Senate Building in Washington, D.C., so that his children could use it when they visit (pictured below).
* Besides using her own server for her email, Hillary Clinton has minted her own coins and produced her own US currency in her basement.
* Ted Cruz refuses to eat American bacon and insists on eating only Canadian bacon.
* Using the official RNC’s Visa card, Marco Rubio installed a water slide behind the US Senate Building in Washington, D.C., so that his children could use it when they visit (pictured below).
Below: If it's one thing Trump knows, it's "where's the beef," because Trump Steaks are the world's greatest steaks. He first tried to sell America on his Spotted Dick, but the company failed when customers complained that Trump's portions were too small if not miniscule. Later he tried again with Trump Steaks, and interestingly enough, his meaty motto, "Make America steak again," is the basis for the slogan for his presidential campaign.
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