Now I'm not one to repeat gossip -- as they say -- so you'll have to listen (or in this case, read) closely the first time: Word on the street is that Ivana Trump was about to come forward with some, shall we say, very fascinating information on The Donald, so he had her offed.
And then what'd he do?
He planted her by the first hole in one of his dumpy golf clubs (well, I assume the gold club is dumpy. I've never been there, but I did visit his dumpy casino in Atlantic City years ago before it went six-feet under) -- and the kids are afraid to say anything thinking that someone just might push them down the stairs too.
So Trump provides poor old Ivana with a one-way ticket to his golf club, re-cans the beans she was about to spill, and scores a tax loophole in one. Take a look at this:
The whole sordid affair reminds me of Emmett Lee Dickinson's poem "The Stimulus, beyond the Grave," below on the left. Dickinson's poem inspired his third cousin to pen her poem with the same opening line, below on the right.
By Emmett Lee Dickinson: The Stimulus, beyond the Grave He's Counting on to see With tax breaks like imperial Drams Afforded Royalty. | By Emily Dickinson: The Stimulus, beyond the Grave His Countenance to see Supports me like imperial Drams Afforded Royally. |
For another poem related to Ivana Trump's mysterious death and bizarre grave site, click HERE.