NOTE: I'm late in publishing this post. I posted the poems below several weeks ago as our Featured Poems of the Week, and then I meant to publish this plog (poetry blog) post -- but I never got to it. Sooo...better late than never!
The actions and arguments of the anit-vaxxers and COVIDIOTS just keep getting more and more absurd.
Now, in addition to taking horse and cow deworming medications, they are gargling iodine. Plus, Nicki Minaj announced that her cousin's friend in Trinidad became impotent and developed swollen testicles as a side-effect from the COVID vaccination. Tucker Carlson is now running a desperate search to find this mystery person with the giant balls.
OY! The Trumpian Republicans are beyond crazy, and they are slipping further and further down the rabbit hole!
In response to Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend with the swollen balls, I have posted Emmett Lee Dickinson's now-classic poem, "Immodest news, not now discreet," below on the left -- and I echo Dickinson's sentiment, "ENOUGH!" Enough with these crazy fools! It is time for vaccine mandates.
Now, in addition to taking horse and cow deworming medications, they are gargling iodine. Plus, Nicki Minaj announced that her cousin's friend in Trinidad became impotent and developed swollen testicles as a side-effect from the COVID vaccination. Tucker Carlson is now running a desperate search to find this mystery person with the giant balls.
OY! The Trumpian Republicans are beyond crazy, and they are slipping further and further down the rabbit hole!
In response to Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend with the swollen balls, I have posted Emmett Lee Dickinson's now-classic poem, "Immodest news, not now discreet," below on the left -- and I echo Dickinson's sentiment, "ENOUGH!" Enough with these crazy fools! It is time for vaccine mandates.
"When are we going to stop putting up with the idiots in this country and just say it's mandatory to get vaccinated?" said Howard Stern to his listeners on his eponymous SiriusXM program -- and we wholeheartedly agree.
"F--- them. F--- their freedom. I want my freedom to live," he added. "I want to get out of the house. I want to go next door and play chess. I want to go take some pictures. This is bullshit."
Dickinson's poem inspired his third cousin Emily to pen her poem "A modest lot, a fame petite," below on the right.
"F--- them. F--- their freedom. I want my freedom to live," he added. "I want to get out of the house. I want to go next door and play chess. I want to go take some pictures. This is bullshit."
Dickinson's poem inspired his third cousin Emily to pen her poem "A modest lot, a fame petite," below on the right.
| By Emmett Lee Dickinson: Immodest news, not now discreet A chief campaign of bold deceit Is plenty! Is enough! A cousin’s business is now lore Of swollen balls. Who asketh more Must seek a delusional life. | By Emily Dickinson: A modest lot, a fame petite, A brief campaign of sting and sweet Is plenty! Is enough! A sailor's business is the shore, A soldier's -- balls. Who asketh more Must seek the neighboring life! |
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