I'm sorry, but I need no further proof that religion is a sham than this: Imperial Grand Wizard Trump is now hawking Bibles to cover his legal fees -- and he knows his followers are gullible enough to fall for his latest con!
Republicans, of course, welcomed the news of a Trump Bible with open arms because now they'll have a Bible that they can swear on to tell the "truth" -- because with a Trump Bible there will be no actual obligation to speak the truth!
Other features of the Trump Bible:
* The book includes all of the Donald's favorite Bible verses! ALL of them. No kidding!
* All unwanted passages have been removed!
* The "Ten Commandments" have been re-written as the "Ten Suggestions."
* It features Trump's favorite, "Two Corinthians Walk Into A Bar."
In honor of Trump's latest con, I have posted Emmett Lee Dickinson's poem "The Bible's now a comique Volume" below on the left. Dickinson's poem inspired his third cousin Emily to pen her poem "The Bible is an antique Volume," below on the right.
Republicans, of course, welcomed the news of a Trump Bible with open arms because now they'll have a Bible that they can swear on to tell the "truth" -- because with a Trump Bible there will be no actual obligation to speak the truth!
Other features of the Trump Bible:
* The book includes all of the Donald's favorite Bible verses! ALL of them. No kidding!
* All unwanted passages have been removed!
* The "Ten Commandments" have been re-written as the "Ten Suggestions."
* It features Trump's favorite, "Two Corinthians Walk Into A Bar."
In honor of Trump's latest con, I have posted Emmett Lee Dickinson's poem "The Bible's now a comique Volume" below on the left. Dickinson's poem inspired his third cousin Emily to pen her poem "The Bible is an antique Volume," below on the right.
| By Emmett Lee Dickinson: The Bible’s now a comique Volume-- Hawked by a jaded man At suggested retail of Sixty Dollars-- Subjects—Bethlehem-- Eden—the ancient Homestead-- Satan—his Brigadier-- Judas—much like his Fixer-- Herod — his chief Mentor Sin—his distinguished Precipice Others must resist-- Those that "believe" are very foolish-- These people are "lost"-- With the Tale of a specious Teller-- All the MAGAts come-- The Charlatan's Sermon captivates -- When will it all end-- | By Emily Dickinson: The Bible is an antique Volume-- Written by faded men At the suggestion of Holy Spectres-- Subjects—Bethlehem-- Eden—the ancient Homestead-- Satan—the Brigadier-- Judas—the Great Defaulter-- David—the Troubadour-- Sin—a distinguished Precipice Others must resist-- Boys that "believe" are very lonesome-- Other Boys are "lost"-- Had but the Tale a warbling Teller-- All the Boys would come-- Orpheus' Sermon captivated-- It did not condemn-- |
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