The 2017 Shopping Season

From our entertainment editor, Qwerty Lee Dickinson:

Looks like the 2017 Shopping Season (formerly the "Holiday Season" is in full swing!  Signs are everywhere!

Below:  The White House has released the Trump's 2017 Christmas Card. 

Below:  The Hallmark Channel is showing a new Christmas classic.

DATES FOR THE 2017 SHOPPING SEASON:

11/23:  ThanksGETTING:  Stores open as early as 5:00 p.m.!
11/24:  Black Friday
11/25:  Small Business Saturday
11/26:  Mega-Mart Sunday
11/27:  Cyber-Monday
11/28:  Max-Out-Your-Cards Tuesday
11/29:  2nd Mortgage Wednesday
11/30:  Chapter 11 Thursday
12/01: Black & Blue Friday
12/02: NSF Saturday
12/03: Destitute Sunday
12/04: Law-Away Monday
12/05: Lay-Awake Tuesday (& Worry All Night How You're Going To Pay For All This Crap)
12/06: Keep Spending Wednesday
12/07: Squanderer Thursday 
12/08: Reckless Spending Friday
12/09: Compulsive Shopping Saturday
12/10: Penniless Sunday (so Open New Credit Cards)
12/11: ATM Max-Out Monday
12/12: - 23:  The Twelve Days of Shopping Till Christmas Eve Extravaganza

We Ho-Ho-Hope you get to the stores early enough to qualify for great door-buster deals!