Imperial Grand Wizard Donald Trump was found GUILTY in his NY fraud/"hush money" on all 34 counts! Finally, he made America GREAT again!
Some say Karma is a bitch. Turns out Karma's a porn star!
I was sooooo delighted that Trump is now a convicted felon (can he even vote again? -- and how absurd that he can even run for President) that I thought I'd document and archive some of my favorite responses to his conviction here.
First, I saw on Threads someone said something like, "From this day forward, May 30th will be known as May 34th." If I can find it again, I'll give credit here later.
I mentioned this on Counter Social, and there, user @L’abbé Bunnymen responded, "May the 34th be with you!"
Also on Threads, I came across @bdc230's Haiku. LOL -- I responded with the suggestion to repeat the haiku twice -- then it would equal THRITY-FOUR syllables! In other posts: * I suggested that "tfg" -- a tag for "the former guy" -- could not stand for "thirty-four guy" or "thirty-four guilties." * Others suggested that May 30th be deemed a holiday: Convictmas! |
OOPS -- he forgot to add "and Stormy": This is a dark and Stormy day!"
From @scottdools on Threads: "Imagine being so innocent you're found guilty 34 times."
From @larry_herrmann1957 on Threads: "Donated my $34 tonight, you about you?" What a great idea: Dark Brandon, expect $34.00 from me tonight! LOL.
From @dylaniswriting: "7/11 is gonna be lit because we all get free slurpees and then we get to hear what his sentence is."
From @hazel_and_liza: "Do you know how guilty you have to be as a White Billionaire in America to become a convicted felon?"