"No one respects women more than I do."
You know that had to be the line Trump used on Stormy Daniels -- "Who respects ya, baby?" -- when he cheated on third wife Melania (who was pregnant at the time of his affair with the porn star).
That's why Melania included a Stormy-themed valentine in her collection of Melania-Trump-brand Valentines for Valentine's Day 2018.
The complete set of Valentines includes three with a Russian theme:
Another recurring theme is women's rights (because no one respects women more than Trump and the GOP). One includes a likeness of Mike Pence. Another includes Jerry Fallwell, Jr.:
Some of the other Valentines include some of Melania's favorite GOP clowns:
Two of the Valentines pay tribute to Kellyanne "K-Con" Conway, and another honors our Confederate General Jeff Sessions:
Others of Melania's cards feature some of the GOP's favorite issues:
Two of the cards pay tribute to Trump's base:
Other cards feature Fox TV, Don Jr., and Trump's favorite white nationalist, Stephen Miller: