The saying is true: -- "A fool and his money are soon parted" -- and it was proven once again this past week when MAGA-Morons shelled out 399.00 for Trump-brand sneakers -- although no one actually got a pair of sneakers. Instead they paid 399.00 for the promise of some sneakers -- and they're supposed to be shipped (from China?) next August?
 | Below: The "Ultra MAGA" Trump shoes -- a design exclusively pirated by Ivanka.  | Below: On Threads, I saw that @georgehahn posted this pic of the new Trump-brand adult diaper being produced by Mike Lindell  |
| By Emmett Lee Dickinson: How happy is the little Fool That rambles in his shoes of Gold, And doesn't care about the Truth And champions a man uncouth – Whose Cult of ornamental Orange A plotting Q-niverse put on, And unrepentant for his Sins Associates with lies and spins, Fulfilling absolute Decree Of radical toxicity – | By Emily Dickinson: How happy is the little Stone That rambles in the Road alone, And doesn't care about Careers And Exigencies never fears – Whose Coat of elemental Brown A passing Universe put on, And independent as the Sun Associates or glows alone, Fulfilling absolute Decree In casual simplicity – |
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In honor of the complete idiots who ordered their promise of a pair, I have posted Emmett Lee Dickinson's now-classic poem "How happy is the little Fool" below on the left. Dickinson's poem inspired third-cousin Emily to pen her poem "How happy is the little Stone," below on the right.
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