Marshall Arts

From Angstrom Dickinson

First Marco Rubio tweeted this:

Later he tweeted this:

It was if we were living through a re-run of the Brady Bunch:

It also called to mind a poem by Emmett Lee Dickinson, "A little Dog that wags his tail" (below on the left).  We've said it before and we'll say it again:  Emmett Lee Dickinson was quite an incredible visionary.  His poem captures how trivial Rubio has become.  Dickinson's poem also inspired third cousin Emily to pen her poem with the same opening line.

By Emmett Lee Dickinson:
 
A little Dog that wags his tail
And knows no other joy
Of such a little Dog is he
He’s just a little Boy

Who idles all the living Day
With hopes to brown his nose
Because he is a little Boy
I honestly suppose –

The Rumor in the Corner dwells
Of “Marshall Law” he thought
Reduced to just a puppet now
He wagged his tail a Lot

Others then reminded him
Those not pleased by his noise
We know you meant it “Martial Law”
Now run off little Boy –

By Emily Dickinson:

A little Dog that wags his tail
And knows no other joy
Of such a little Dog am I
Reminded by a Boy

Who gambols all the living Day
Without an earthly cause
Because he is a little Boy
I honestly suppose –

The Cat that in the Corner dwells
Her martial Day forgot
The Mouse but a Tradition now
Of her desireless Lot

Another class remind me
Who neither please nor play
But not to make a "bit of noise"
Beseech each little Boy –

We suspect that Rubio is still scratching his head about all of this.  What did he mean -- marshall law?  Martial law? Marital law?  Martian law?

Here, liddle' Marco.  This should help: