O Christmas Greed, O Christmas Greed!

The US National Chamber of Commerce has announced important dates for the 2022 shopping season -- formerly known as the Holiday Season:

11/23:  Gray Wednesday, Black Friday sales begin.
11/24:  THANKSGETTING!  Eat – and then shop till you drop!  Door Buster sales start at different times throughout the evening.  Check newspaper inserts for details.

11/25:  Black Friday
11/26:  Small Business Saturday
11/27:  Mega-Mart Sunday
11/28:  Cyber-Monday
11/29:  Max-Out-Your-Cards Tuesday
11/30:  2nd Mortgage Wednesday
12/01:  Chapter 11 Thursday
12/02:  Black & Blue Friday
12/03:  NSF Saturday
12/04:  Lay-Away Sunday
​12/05:  Law-Awake Monday (To Worry All Night How You’re Going To Pay For All Of This Crap)
12/06:  Take Out Loans Tuesday
12/07:  Keep Spending Wednesday
12/08:  ATM Max-Out Thursday
12/09:  Reckless Spending Friday
​12/10:  Compulsive Shopping Saturday
12/11:  Penniless Sunday (So Apply For New Credit Cards)
12/12 – 23:  The Twelve Days of Shopping Till Christmas Eve Extravaganza
12/24:  Last Minute Shopping To Pick Up Gifts For The Wife

​Just remember -- if you haven't gone into debt by the end of the month (i.e., November), then you're not observing "the Reason for the Season" correctly!

​Happy Shopping!