From our current affairs editor Lemuel Stuart III: Happy National Paper Cut Awareness Day! Only you can prevent paper cuts! Of course, paper is the number one cause for paper cuts, but did you know that the pages of poetry books -- specifically Emmett Lee Dickinson poetry books -- are the second leading cause? The third main cause is paper grocery bags, and the fourth is index cards. Emmett Lee Dickinson (Emily Dickinson's third cousin, twice removed -- at her request) established National Paper Cut Awareness Day in 1856 after he suffered a nasty paper cut from a rejection letter from Tobias Hugginkhist, literary critic and editor of the Pacific Bulletin and Journal, to inquire if the PB & J would consider publishing some of his poetry. |
By Emmett Lee Dickinson: My harmed Thumb shows its shallow scar With monumental moan – I’m wounded with Brutality By Paper barely torn – I go a convalescent way A share for all to see More groaning for my Paper Cut With such Insanity. | By Emily Dickinson: The healed Heart shows its shallow scar With confidential moan – Not mended by Mortality Are Fabrics truly torn – To go its convalescent way So shameless is to see More genuine were Perfidy Than such Fidelity. |
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