I'm pitching a new reality show to the networks. It's about a family of Swamp Critters who move to Washington DC, and they're bent on destroying our country while lining their pockets with taxpayer dollars -- and all of the checks & balances written into the US Constitution are thrown out the window by the "party of family values" (turns out they're just a bunch of Gross Old Pedophiles). I'm not sure if any of the networks will pick it up though. It's just too unbelievable.
Still, I've written some lyrics for a possible theme song for the show:
Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Don
A boor millionaire, had to keep a "Fixer" on
And then one day he was shootin off his 'tude
And up through his mouth he was babblin' rude...
Vile he is, orange toad, MAGAty...
Well the next thing you know ol' Don's a candidate,
The Klan-folk said, "He's more than adequate"
Said "Down in DC is the place you ought to be"
So he loaded up his truck and he moved his Family
Shills, they are, Slimy tools, porn stars too!
The Washington Swamp Critters
Still, I've written some lyrics for a possible theme song for the show:
Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Don
A boor millionaire, had to keep a "Fixer" on
And then one day he was shootin off his 'tude
And up through his mouth he was babblin' rude...
Vile he is, orange toad, MAGAty...
Well the next thing you know ol' Don's a candidate,
The Klan-folk said, "He's more than adequate"
Said "Down in DC is the place you ought to be"
So he loaded up his truck and he moved his Family
Shills, they are, Slimy tools, porn stars too!
The Washington Swamp Critters
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