Still, I've written some lyrics for a possible theme song for the show:
Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Don
A boor millionaire, had to keep a "Fixer" on
And then one day he was shootin off his 'tude
And up through his mouth he was babblin' rude...
Vile he is, orange toad, MAGAty...
Well the next thing you know ol' Don's a candidate,
The Klan-folk said, "He's more than adequate"
Said "Down in DC is the place you ought to be"
So he loaded up his truck and he moved his Family
Shills, they are, Slimy tools, porn stars too!
The Washington Swamp Critters