As the coronavirus spikes in places like Florida ("God's waiting room") and Texas, a new illness has also emerged in those same hotspots – CROW-NAVIRUS – as the Governors and other GOP sicko-phants have had to eat crow about reopening their states too early in the face of the worsening pandemic.
Sean Hannity and other radical right-wing news hosts have also contracted Crow-navirus as they, too, have had to eat crow about their approbation of Trump’s “mission accomplished” attitude toward the TrumpVirus and the rising Trump Death Toll.
Mike Pence tried his damnedest to fend off Crow-navirus at a recent press briefing when he told Americans that things were going well and he continued to praise Trump. Trump himself, a master of deceit and spin, is having a hard time dealing with his own case of Crow-navirus. He’s trying hard not to swallow crow by making moronic statements like, "If we stop testing right now, we’d have very few cases, if any” (as dumb-as-rocks MAGAts nod their heads and affirm, “ya know, Cleetus, he’s on t’sumpin”).
In tribute to Crow-navirus, we have posted Emmett Lee Dickinson's "Shame is a wicked food" below on the left. Dickinson's poem inspired third cousin Emily to pen her poem "Fame is a fickle food," below on the right.
Sean Hannity and other radical right-wing news hosts have also contracted Crow-navirus as they, too, have had to eat crow about their approbation of Trump’s “mission accomplished” attitude toward the TrumpVirus and the rising Trump Death Toll.
Mike Pence tried his damnedest to fend off Crow-navirus at a recent press briefing when he told Americans that things were going well and he continued to praise Trump. Trump himself, a master of deceit and spin, is having a hard time dealing with his own case of Crow-navirus. He’s trying hard not to swallow crow by making moronic statements like, "If we stop testing right now, we’d have very few cases, if any” (as dumb-as-rocks MAGAts nod their heads and affirm, “ya know, Cleetus, he’s on t’sumpin”).
In tribute to Crow-navirus, we have posted Emmett Lee Dickinson's "Shame is a wicked food" below on the left. Dickinson's poem inspired third cousin Emily to pen her poem "Fame is a fickle food," below on the right.
| By Emmett Lee Dickinson: Shame is a wicked food Upon a shifting plate Whose table wants a Host for now The second time is set. Who must the crow ingest And with moronic cry Flap past it to the Public's Scorn – Men eat of it and lie. | By Emily Dickinson: Fame is a fickle food Upon a shifting plate Whose table once a Guest but not The second time is set. Whose crumbs the crows inspect And with ironic caw Flap past it to the Farmer's Corn -- Men eat of it and die. |
Below: GOP sicko-phants like Florida Governor Ron Desantis, Texas Governor Greg Abbott, radical Fox conspirator Sean Hannity, and so-called Vice President Mike Pence have recently contracted serious cases of Crow-navirus as they have had to eat crow about their misguided views and misinformation campaigns about the COVID19 pandemic.
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