From our current affairs editor Lemuel Stuart III:
The architectural firm of Swindler, Sham and Huckster has been hired by Donald Trump to build several massive presidential "Lie-braries." The first Lie-brary will be combined with a Center for Russian Studies, and it will be located in Calumny, Kentucky.
"Trump is telling lies at such an incredible rate," said project manager Anthony "Tony Scars" Santorelli, "we had to get rolling with the plans immediately."
"We need to start pouring the cement, if ya know what I mean," he laughed. "We need to start pouring the cement."
According to Santorelli, at the rate Trump is telling lies, every state in the union will be home to a Trump Presidential Lie-brary.
Pictured below: The first Donald J. Trump Presidential Lie-brary & Center for Russian Studies to be located in Calumny, Kentucky. Project Manager Anthony "Tony Scars" Santoelli said that the building will be "massive," the largest building in North America.
The architectural firm of Swindler, Sham and Huckster has been hired by Donald Trump to build several massive presidential "Lie-braries." The first Lie-brary will be combined with a Center for Russian Studies, and it will be located in Calumny, Kentucky.
"Trump is telling lies at such an incredible rate," said project manager Anthony "Tony Scars" Santorelli, "we had to get rolling with the plans immediately."
"We need to start pouring the cement, if ya know what I mean," he laughed. "We need to start pouring the cement."
According to Santorelli, at the rate Trump is telling lies, every state in the union will be home to a Trump Presidential Lie-brary.
Pictured below: The first Donald J. Trump Presidential Lie-brary & Center for Russian Studies to be located in Calumny, Kentucky. Project Manager Anthony "Tony Scars" Santoelli said that the building will be "massive," the largest building in North America.
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