Today started out like any normal Sunday: Trump threw a twitter tantrum in his efforts to divide the nation even further; internet trolls mocked individuals who supported others' rights to conduct silent and peaceful protests; the latest political controversy readied itself to play out in NFL stadiums across the country. And then – and then came the tweet that shocked the world (and it didn’t come from an orange-tinted dotard).
No, the tweet came @elonjames. His profile reads, “Host, @TWIBprime @FreespeechTV, CEO, @TWIBnation. Creator, #DaddyGameProper #DGProper, EIC, http://twib.today Contact: email@example.com #TWIBnation.”
After hearing from virtually every major candy corn association and organization from around the world, I alerted Mr. White that together we would prepare a demand for an apology:
Mr. White continued to taunt me:
I was resolute in my determination and determined in my resolution to defend the honor of candy cornists around the globe:
This clash has literally gone viral in the world of candy corn -- for as you can see from the images of the tweets above, some of them were retweeted, liked or responded to tens of times. Mr. White's affront to lovers of candy corn has united the resolve of more than ten candy corn associations and organizations from around the world to demand an apology for his callous comment -- and that is the subject of Part 2 of "TWICC: The Week in Candy Cornness."