Lock HIM Up -- Not HER!

Back in the day when the MAGA Morons were chanting "Lock her up," I'm sure they thought highly of our judicial system, but now that the pronoun has switched to "Lock him up," and the real criminal has been prosecuted and found guilty, they're all shittin' in their pants and shoutin' all their rants about the unjust, unfair, and "weaponized" judicial system. 

In the aftermath of this unprecedented trial and verdict I can say that two things are for certain:

1. In this case, the system worked, and the career criminal was found guilty on all 34 of the felony counts.
2. The MAGA Morons are VERY easy marks for a mobster and master con man like Trump.

In honor of the fair and just -- and correct -- verdict of the trail, I have posted Emmett Lee Dickinson's now-classic poem "'Twas him -- not her" below on the left.  Dickinson's poem inspired his third cousin Emily to pen her poem "'Twas Love -- not me," below on the right.

By Emmett Lee Dickinson:

​’Twas him – not her –
Oh punish – pray
The one who lied to thee
Just him – not her –
 
Such Guilt – to con Thee – most!
More so beyond the Rest –
Punish – at last –
His face like Cheese-its – most –
 
Let Justice not mistake –
The Two – are not alike –
For he’s the guilty snake –
Let’s Lock – Him Up!
​

By Emily Dickinson:

​’Twas Love – not me –
Oh punish – pray –
The Real one died for Thee –
Just Him – not me –
 
Such Guilt – to love Thee – most!
Doom it beyond the Rest –
Forgive it – last –
'Twas base as Jesus – most!
 
Let Justice not mistake –
We Two – looked so alike –
Which was the Guilty Sake –
'Twas Love's – Now Strike!

Check out our coverage of Felonious Don's verdict HERE.